Saturday, November 28, 2009

Ed Hardy, Meet Lisa Frank.

Ed Hardy, creator of some of the most overdone tattoo artwork was obviously inspired at some point by Lisa Frank, school supply artist and favorite of fourth grade girls throughout the world.

Another aspect these two artists have in common is that both have generated art for products that can be found at Target and possibly WalMart although I couldn't nail down an example link for the latter.

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Some poseur mermaid flash complete with Ed Hardy signature.
Probably on some shirt being sported by some fat douche or Jon Gosselin (pardon the redundancy).

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Lisa Frank mermaid. Probably on some school notebook being sported age-appropriately by a seventh grader.


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I don't know about "Love" killing slowly but this design should kill itself quickly along with the inane saying.

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An awesome Lisa Frank cheetah sans douchey saying.

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Only Lisa Frank can make day-glo art cute.
But don't wear it on a t-shirt unless you are eleven.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Nature Loves Me ;-)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Give Thanks and Enjoy Family and Friends

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Like the joke about the pirate with the steering wheel for a belt buckle, don't let the holidays drive you(r) nuts this year.

Make it a good holiday. Enjoy the Thanksgiving break.

I'm just about to as my work day comes to an end in 3, 2,...

WWII Vet Pens Frank Letter to FAUXTUS

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This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president.

Note: This was circulated via email forward. For those f you that give credence to snopes, that web site is currently investigating the authenticity of this letter's origins.

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Dear President Obama,

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.

I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate. Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.

So here goes.

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

I can't figure out what country you are the president of.

You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:

" We're no longer a Christian nation" " America is arrogant" - (Your wife even announced to the world,"America is mean- spirited. " Please tell her to try preaching that nonsense to 23 generations of our war dead buried all over the globe who died for no other reason than to free a whole lot of strangers from tyranny and hopelessness.)

I'd say shame on the both of you but I don't think you like America nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.

After 9/11 you said," America hasn't lived up to her ideals."

Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British ? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War ? I hope you didn't mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers,husbands,and a lot of fellas I knew personally died for in WWII,because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us
around because we stand for freedom.

I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.

Take a little advice from a very old geezer,young man.

Shape up and start acting like an American.If you don't, I'll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue .You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.

And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts who was putting up a fight ? You don't mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are,terrorists.

One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life but you're the Commander-in-Chief now,son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you're thinking of.

You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president.

You're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now. And I sure as hell don't want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.



Sincerely,

Harold B. Estes

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Call the U.S. Fish and WildLife Service!

...because the middle-class is an endangered species!

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Check out this Politico article on an awesome little gem called the "Share the Sacrifice Act" compliments of Rangel (D), an uncharacteristically quiet Pelosi (D), and Larson (D). Good times.

Dog vs. Cat



Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary
  • 8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
  • 9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
  • 9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
  • 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
  • 12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
  • 1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
  • 3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
  • 5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
  • 7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
  • 8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
  • 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
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Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
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Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
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I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. There is custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....

Monday, November 23, 2009

Word Around The Watercooler

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Andrew Breitbart busts open the pandora's box on ACORN.

Michelle Malkin calls MSNBC out for calling the kettle 'white'.

IG-gate is in full effect and not forgotten.

Pat calls bullshark on a bullsharker. (See? I'm keeping it 'PG' ya'll!)

Illustration is a conservative verb over at Hope 'n Change.

Bungalow Bill let's us copy his homework.

Bluepitbull taking a break from the political melee recommends a good read.

And the Snarky Basterd gives Louisiana-Purchase ME-ry his best pimp slap.