HR: a usless bunch of clique-ish, overweight, gossipy ol' harpies who show up, type some emails, eat lunch, then circulate some company memos in a bid to justify their station at the expense of interrupting our workday.
Friday, October 28, 2011
HR: What Are They Good For?
Absolutely nothing. I'll say it again. HR is useless overhead. HR is usually comprised of three extremely fat-assed cat hoarders owners who have nothing better to do than circulate e-mails pertaining to birthday reminders, company-sponsored office parties, who died, who had a baby, who is about to retire, and what holidays are paid.
HR: a usless bunch of clique-ish, overweight, gossipy ol' harpies who show up, type some emails, eat lunch, then circulate some company memos in a bid to justify their station at the expense of interrupting our workday.
HR: a usless bunch of clique-ish, overweight, gossipy ol' harpies who show up, type some emails, eat lunch, then circulate some company memos in a bid to justify their station at the expense of interrupting our workday.
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Totally agree. There is a lot of hate for HR because, and this is just my opinion, they remind us of the super bubbly, annoying cheerleaders in high school who always tried to instill the school spirit in us. Only met a few HR folks I have liked, and the rest were useless.
ReplyDeleteI am of the opinion that they are a profession created with the purpose of putting more productive people into livelihoods that produce nothing. And we wonder why China makes everything?
ReplyDeleteI have met only one HR person that was actually useful and semi-pleasant. He was still a cat-owning, Pentecostal, snooty-booty.
ReplyDeleteHR: The loser glee club.
A couple of woots for you, Red! Spot on--and they don't think about those of us who work rotating shifts, weekends and holidays. I see all sorts of garbage come out about activities during the "normal" work week. But, I have better things to do than spend personal time at work participating in "mandatory fun".
ReplyDeleteHR = Heinous Reprobates lol
ReplyDeleteHA! Good one ;-D
ReplyDelete"Mandatory fun". I can't think of a better way to put that. Good one wzrd.
ReplyDeleteGood God, Y'all.
ReplyDeleteHunh.
Good song, lousy thinking.
"Combating aggressive neighbors? Ending slavery? Dispensing with onerous taxation?"
This is completely off topic but I love your list of banned words except for "progressive" and "delicious" because I am both. heh. I see we differ politically but your blog is pretty damn awesome all the same. Thanks for visiting mine and I'll be seeing you here more often.
ReplyDeleteHey Traveling Mermaid, thanks for swinging by ;-) Differing politics? No big. I find the more exposed to politics I am that the more I see similarities between people of differing ideologies. I think a lot of people want similar things, they're just saying it differently. And, I like your blog. It's adventure/dream time for me. Found your blog via Calliope Street (Arthur's blog). You two are pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteHey you.
ReplyDeleteS'up ;-)
ReplyDeleteour h.r. department is fine as long as you kiss their arse. if not, life can be difficult.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I don't have that much chapstick.
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